I’m a professional and such, that is why I vote Magic Mike XXL as the movie of the year. I kid you not. What do we all go to the movies to do in the Summer? To have fun, use the A/C and see things that would never really happen but lets our imaginations say PRAISE GOD FOR CHANNING TATUM. I mean look… we don’t go to see a movie about male strippers and expect to have like, Gone With The Wind or whatever. The title alone says “Come have fun, have a glass of wine or five, while throwing your panties at the screen and lick the screen a little (was that just me? Oops).

If you want a summary (cause you’re that kind of movie judge- pfft) it’s like this: sexy men go on road trip to stripper convention, learn things about each other, meet cool women, go to stripper competition and turn you into a puddle. Cool?

So you see, a movie like this cannot be reviewed in words alone, cause really…it’s about the feelings it gives you. I had many many many many MANY FEELS after this movie (Hey Channing, Joe, Adam, Matt, tWitch, Donald and you too Kevin…. my husband said THANK YOU). So I’d rather show you the most… uh.. poignant parts of the movie. Yes. That.

Here we go. (Warning- Not for kiddos eyes)

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Ride it, do it, ride it my pony

Joe Manganiello + BSB + Mini Mart = LIFE

Joe Manganiello + Sex Swing =

Matt can SANGGGGGGG

Good Lord…who is this tWitch and why the hell wasn’t I in Atlanta when they were getting extras for this?

We all scream for ice scream

MAGIC MIKE XXL – 2015 FILM STILL – Pictured: ADAM RODRIGUEZ as Tito – Photo Credit: Claudette Barius
Copyright: © 2015 WARNER BROS. ENTERTAINMENT INC. AND RATPAC-DUNE ENTERTAINMENT, LLC

WHY IS THERE NO GIF FOR THIS? Sigh. Let’s just say, Adam Rodriguez will make you look at whipped cream a whole lot differently

And lastly…. /DEAD

So, dear robots and superheroes and end of the world things….remember this. If you want many many many women (and men!) to pay monies to see anything, all you need are be-youuuuu-tee- ful men, loving up on women of all shapes, sizes and races…add some gyrating music and some personality and we will be forever yours.

Sidenote: So… yes. It has flaws. Sometimes it tries to hard to give the guys more dimension. But… you know what? I ended up having too much fun and can’t wait to do it again. Warner Bros… 3D next time!

Score: B

Magic Mike is rated R and is now open.